When you call someone and they don't answer
When yomeone asks you to speak about yourself
Introverts when they are asked what superpower they want
It comes out like
When you wake up sleepier than when you went to bed
What can make you feel better?
My wife's hair in the drain
Ironically some of the worst people in my life made me a better person
Me explaining why Sith lightsabers are red
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