When you call someone and they don't answer
Deer when they hear a twig snap
It comes out like
My anxiety: Hey, it's me again
I have never seen such a beautiful vegetable
Not much of a rise and shine person
I skip the first slice of bread
What I said VS. What I could say
Me sitting around ignoring all the guys
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