I use to say "ima b single forever" as a joke... but bro I don't think it's a joke anymore

Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute

Have you ever done a marathon?

I'm not supposed to tell anybody

Other homes VS. My home

People want to see new movies with original stories and not remakes of popular movies

When I'm giving advice and I start to feel advised by my own advice

Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away

That one fork