When a baby passes you a fake phone
I don't get how people afford life without a job
Where is the TV remote?
You have emotionally clocked out for the day
Cheer up, you only need to work tomorrow and 45 more years
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
Me: *wakes up on time*
When someone doesn't believe me
My mom: Go get some lettuce
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