When a baby passes you a fake phone
My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do
When you're obsessed with your man
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
Me before clicking "pay now"
We passed the semester together
When you're looking for an adult to handle the situation
A picture of a planet 5 billion kilometres away VS. Bank security cameras
*Puts car in neutral*
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