After getting my nails done
What gives people feelings of power
You never post anything
Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit
Me trying to convince my kids this milkshake tastes bad
Love is in the air!
When you're mad at him, but he says something funny
"Guys" I say as I talk to myself
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