When a pretty girl calls me pretty
When people test your patience at work
When you accidently slam down the toilet seat
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
I found where my ex was born
Let's make a video call
Films on my watchlist for months
What did you eat today?
The universe sending me blessings after traumatizing me with lessons
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