When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door

My anxiety calling my other mental illnesses over

You took everything from me

Here's a job you can't mess up

Introverts when someone messes up their order at a restaurant

Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?

I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me

Every family has a member who's known as "the traveler"

My cat any time I use the bathroom