When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door
I use to say "ima b single forever" as a joke... but bro I don't think it's a joke anymore
Food will never betray you
I don't know you!
I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore
Some girls can sleep all day and still be sleepy
Toddlers at 6 AM when you're still sleeping
Me getting extra done up to grocery stop
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