I am the type of girlfriend...

When I do both Rihanna and Eminem's parts in Love the way you lie

When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home

When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face

When I secretly use mobile instead of studying

When you're different from all your friends

Crush: I like emotional guys

Takes one sip of coffee

Me embarrassed because I grabbed the loudest cart in the store