I am the type of girlfriend...

Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor

When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door

What airlines think humans look like

When your mom surprises you with your favorite dish but your mouth already surprised you with this banger

When I finally marry my favorite person

I can study with music

Me from Monday to Friday VS. Me on a Saturday night

When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes