When your mom yells at you

Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?

Do all men think towels will dry like this?

Waiting for the next text while we arguing

When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside

Waves at someone who wasn't waving at me

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

Sometimes I just zone out like this

You can't touch this