When you both know it'll end in disaster
Why you don't ask men to put the food up
One look and you know exactly what each other is saying
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
My wife: we should really budget
Why can't you sleep?
The most satisfying things in the world
When you're trying to explore
*Crush passes by in front of us*
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