Sipping from a mushy straw to help save the environment
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
When you meow at your owner for food
Me every single night
When someone ask me directions
Me at 3 AM
My dad played that card until I was 16
When you let your girl wear your clothes
Kids will call your name a hundred times
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