I have two problems in life
I need to tell you something
When a pretty girl calls me pretty
Why did you jump in your sleep?
Your call is important to us
When guests come over
Me when the plant I gave minimal attention to passes away
31 year old me in the shower
When you call shotgun but your friend still runs for it
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