I have two problems in life
When you have pets and you forget to lint roll yourself
You gotta bump those numbers up
Me trying to make someone fall in love with me
Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
We all have this one friend
When you're looking for an adult to handle the situation
I have like 8000 interests and zero skills
When I use "🙂" this is what I mean
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