Me: *takes a bite of the sandwich*
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Some girls can sleep all day and still be sleepy
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When you wake up sleepier than when you went to bed
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*Puts car in neutral*
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When your girl is mad at you
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Cold butter VS. My poor toast
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I will restart the entire song if you talk over my fav part
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My brain: Just do it!
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No, I'm not letting you in
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