Me: *takes a bite of the sandwich*
Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life
What I said VS. What I could say
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
Me cutting onions
Don't you get tired of being alone?
When you meow at your owner for food
I'm gonna have a good day today
My mom and dad
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