I'm not very good at it
How close I be to quitting my job everyday
Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?
Hey, can I ask you something?
When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home
POV: you're being 100% honest with your therapist
That one kid who always runs to lunch
Me, shamelessly starting my day at 3:45pm
It'll be fixed
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