My fridge when I'm trying to figure out something to eat
I like my water the way I like my emotions
Me pretending not to see
Me and the voice in my head vibing after a long day
When the GPS says you'll be there in 30 minutes
When everything keeps going wrong, but you're used to it
When a baby passes you a fake phone
When the wind blows a leaf across our yard at night
How men shower
Find daily funny memes, quotes & sayings for your social media posts & messages.
Apple and the Apple logo are trademarks of Apple Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries.
Google Play and the Google Play logo are trademarks of Google LLC.