Me after leaving 36 reusable bags at home
I think I've had about all I can take
Do you know how bad those energy drinks are for you?
Me sitting around ignoring all the guys
Me in the bar's bathroom realising I did not need those last three shots
Peppers produce a chemical that triggers pain response
When you forget you have a cut on your finger
I like my water the way I like my emotions
Sunlight: *exists*
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