When the work bathroom has motion sensor lights
I'm trying to help you
Me eating again because I'm bored
Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life
I almost didn't come in today
The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat
POV: You're not paying attention to me
Creating worlds in which my soul feels at home
Hi-Diddly-Ho, Neighborino!
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