When you get the deluxe car wash
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When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
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Me at the end of the month
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Everytime I see a cactus
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You told me it would stop raining!
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Why do you want this job?
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And what did I do next?
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I don't get how people afford life without a job
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When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside
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