When you get the deluxe car wash
When mom finishes counting till zero
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
My taste in men
Women when they have to admit they were wrong
I am proud of you
Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life
Close your books, we're going to computer lab
Me and my best friends as parents
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