When you get the deluxe car wash
Someone somewhere is still discussing the old you
When you ask your teenager to do a little housework
I made myself super spicy so you can't eat me!
Yes, I had breakfast
I never said that
When you are 12 hours into a game of Monopoly
The moment I wake up
Something bad is about to happen
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