Mom, I missed the bus
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
Men really live like this and see no issue
Me giving advice VS. Me living my life
Me: I love learning new things
Me pretending not to see
My life is boring and repetitive
The dog is just playing
My brain VS. My mouth
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