When the washer and dryer are done with their jobs
Mood: muted, blocked, deleted, unfollowed, bye
I am the type of girlfriend...
Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose
When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes
My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
When you're obsessed with your man
Me googling the number that called me
When you put on a silly hat at the store and wait for your friend to notice
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