When the washer and dryer are done with their jobs
My cat: I lost my toy under the couch
And then I try to turn it back and it’s freezing
When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie
When I'm trying to parallel park
Me giving advice VS. Me living my life
When it's almost bedtime
I don't have time to Google lyrics
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