I have like 8000 interests and zero skills
When I'm finally finished doing everything by myself
Toddlers at 6 AM when you're still sleeping
This is my home now
Stay out of my feed with your corny posts
Me at least once a day, everyday
When the nap so good you have to save it for later
I don't want to be part of the drama at work
When I finish watching a Harry Pooter marathon
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