I have like 8000 interests and zero skills
Cats are smart and independent creatures
When my family knows it's my turn to wash dishes
All my friends are traveling and posting pics
When the speaker dies in the middle of my live performance
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
When the work bathroom has motion sensor lights
It ends with me!
Me after doing absolutely nothing all day
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