Sometimes I just zone out like this
When your food sounds like a battlefield
I want a girl who loves long romantic walks
My dog won't hurt you
When he finally comes to bed at 3 AM
How my wife sleeps
This is my childhood not yours
Parents yelling at siblings... and you
Me bringing home fast food for dinner
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