How I want to be VS. How I am
We don't need a mechanic!
I don't want to talk about it...
Me overreacting at easily solvable problems
When a handsome guy passes by but I'm with my dad
Who cries when they're mad?
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
Me and the voice in my head vibing after a long day
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
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