How I want to be VS. How I am
Me watching murder mysteries like I'm one of the detectives
My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
When you leave the potatoes in the bag for a month
I could be planning to wash dishes
When you see your food coming at a restaurant
It works fine
Toddlers at 6 AM when you're still sleeping
Sometimes this is all we need
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