How I want to be VS. How I am

Butter watching the other food items in the fridge from its special tray

People going to the beach and getting mad about people going to the beach

It's all about the angle

Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no

My sister in public VS. My sister at home

Me who lied on my resume

A picture of a planet 5 billion kilometres away VS. Bank security cameras

Me when someone's looking at me while I'm doing something