My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
If you need someone to talk to, I'm here
I could be planning to wash dishes
Whenever I sit and try to study
Sit like a lady
Having a great time with friends
I used to do this
Me googling to see if I can give my dog a bite of my dinner
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