My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do
Please don't tell mom
I almost didn't come in today
When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door
When your mom yells at you
Eating peacefully in wedding VS. After seeing cameraman
The only part of the Olympics I can truly relate to
My brain two seconds after I lock a door
I said we sad today
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