My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do
Me showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh
Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
Me in the middle of the night
I'm just resting my eyes
Sit like a lady
It comes out like
Today was great
When you buy air but half of the bag is full of chips
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