My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do
Me listening to my family judging people for things that I would do also
I almost didn't come in today
On my way to vent to my man
When I'm cooking with hot oil
If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs
Me turning up the volume to hear the dialogue in a movie
Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
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