I want to get in better shape
Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me
Why did you jump in your sleep?
I made myself super spicy so you can't eat me!
Promise you won't tell anyone
When you accidentally step on a toy pig
How I sleep knowing my ex is ruining someone else's life
I'll get a dog for protection
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
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