Me trying to walk after looking at memes for an hour on the toilet

When you finish a conversation

Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life

When you are too shy to ask people to move

Crush: I like emotional guys

Teacher: *comes to class 5 minutes late*

When dad tells a terrible joke

Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?

If it costs you your peace, it's too expensive