Me trying to walk after looking at memes for an hour on the toilet

That one friend who just texts you "here" instead of knocking

If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs

Spends hours with my favorite person

When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes

When you realize you only replied mentally and never actually sent the message

If you don't do this at your house, you are too rich for me

Your girl when she doesn't like what she ordered

Us watching movies together