When you check your phone in the middle of the night
When my friends are asking what's the next move
My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it
Relationship status: Probably never again
Me leaving the house on 3.5 hours of sleep
We should get a cake
Me who lied on my resume
Few minutes after girls check into hotels
I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time
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