The Disney character I actually am
When you bite the inside of your cheek
He's cuter in person
Me making the teacher talk about his life
How I feel leaving my house without any makeup on
When you get the deluxe car wash
Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?
The tune you do not want in your head when you're trying to sleep.
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
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