Home is where you trust the toilet seat
Me whenever I'm a passanger
When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
Well-deserved reward for me and my bestie
I have never seen such a beautiful vegetable
A wasp got in your house
My knees once I get up off the couch
When you're different from all your friends
I love the sound of heavy rain and thunder
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