Home is where you trust the toilet seat
Make hotel checkouts past noon
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
Peppers produce a chemical that triggers pain response
Yes, I had breakfast
I did a thing today and I am proud
Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away
You want to deposit the whole $3?
When mom finishes counting till zero
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