Home is where you trust the toilet seat
Cold butter VS. My poor toast
I'm so glad I'm single
If I ever win the lottery, I ain't tellin no one but there will be signs
Me from Monday to Friday VS. Me on a Saturday night
When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down
When I peel potatoes
Me, shamelessly starting my day at 3:45pm
My favorite hello and hardest goodbye
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