Me after I do the dishes
My four moods
Creating worlds in which my soul feels at home
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
Coke tastes better when you drink it out the bottle
Me at the very edge of the mattress
People that back into parking spots
When you start eating the food you have at home instead of eating out
Girls bathroom VS Boys bathroom
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