When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes
One season per night
Friend I haven't seen in years
I don't want to talk about it...
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
They feel like a million rainbows licking your skin
The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying
How my daughter sleeps
When a pretty girl calls me pretty
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