When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes
I'm literally just sitting here
How my daughter sleeps
When grandma loves you, but she knows you will never bring back her Tupperware
My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker
Banks: We trust our clients
Teacher: How do you read your own handwriting?
When you meet someone who matches your energy
I'll take a warm shower
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