When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes
Watching scenes from The Shire
Sit like a lady
And then I try to turn it back and it’s freezing
I'm gonna go to bed early tonight
That test was so hard
I am a strong, intelligent, educated woman
If it costs you your peace, it's too expensive
Telling my toddler I will do it in a minute
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