When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes
I wanna live a peaceful life
When the toilet stall door doesn't have a lock
Start every day with a smile
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I am making an omelette
*Dented car speeds past me*
Stop making faces at people
When the wind blows a leaf across our yard at night
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