When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes
When I peel potatoes
Just the bill please
My life, my rules
A spider doing absolutely nothing
My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
When I'm trying to parallel park
You're so quiet, what's on your mind?
You can't defeat me
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