When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes
You are the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover
Now you have to turn on the car
Do you want fries?
Stays in the house so I won't spend money
Stay out of my feed with your corny posts
I'm not always on my phone
When someone sits beside you on the bus
Just because you fit, doesn't mean you belong
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