When you go to a mall and see your salary written on a pair of shoes
Only men will understand
My taste in men
When you get the deluxe car wash
When you take that walk of faith into your kitchen
This "None" I fear the most
Some girls can sleep all day and still be sleepy
When the dessert you've been saving is missing
My knees once I get up off the couch
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