The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat
When my alarm wakes me up
My face whenever I'm right about a situation
I almost didn't come in today
When you see your dad do this, you know he's about to finesse the hell out of that reverse
Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name
Me at 20 years old watching my mom make my favorite food because I told her I was craving it
My anxiety whispering in my ear
Me watching how to lose weight quickly tutorials
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