Me playing every game ever
Life gets faster as you get older!
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
Me wide awake in the middle of the night
What I learn from cooking shows
When I talk on the phone at my house
When I'm speeding
Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
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