The older I get, the more introverted I become
We should get a cake
Me waiting for it to be late so I can hurry up
When your Mom picked you out a new outfit
It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you
When the toilet stall door doesn't have a lock
When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down
I am a strong, intelligent, educated woman
Do you have my phone?
Find daily funny memes, quotes & sayings for your social media posts & messages.
Apple and the Apple logo are trademarks of Apple Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries.
Google Play and the Google Play logo are trademarks of Google LLC.