Girls with Photoshop VS Boys with Photoshop

When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off

When I do both Rihanna and Eminem's parts in Love the way you lie

When babies hold your finger with their whole hand

Packs two hours before leaving for a trip

Me posting myself from another country after I told everyone that I am broke

Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall

When you don't know how to flirt

You can't defeat me