When I log out of Steam
When someone says they love you
Do not touch my scissors
Get me outta here!
Cold butter VS. My poor toast
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
Them: "it's not even that cold"
I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time
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