My anxiety describing every social interaction I've ever had

I'll get a dog for protection

When you walk into someone's house and they have a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign hanging on their wall

Me on the weekend

When someone told you a joke 10 minutes ago and you finally get it

The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19

You can fake a lot of things in life

Doing math homework with parents

Waking up dehydrated in the middle of the night and you realize you left water bottle nearby