Good morning beautiful, how's your day going?
*Dented car speeds past me*
You are the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover
The universe sending me blessings after traumatizing me with lessons
Stop trying to rap we need more plumbers
When someone gets in your car
I don't see any issues here
When you don't know how to act
Before eating food
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