Ghosting everyone for no reason
We all turned into mechanics when this happened
When someone passes you
Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me
I have two sides
When your pet starts staring at something that isn't there
My mouth VS. My heart
When I'm giving advice and I start to feel advised by my own advice
When you eat potatoes straight out of the oven without letting them cool down
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