Ghosting everyone for no reason
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
Your vacation request has been denied
I would not survive a Jigsaw trap
When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door
Mom and dad goes out
My relationship is like my car
I said we sad today
I have the best mom
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