Ghosting everyone for no reason
Spends hours with my favorite person
A picture of my kids playing together
Lookin' like a snack
I'm not always on my phone
*Dented car speeds past me*
I'll never waste my money
When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
"Because I don't want to" is an extremely valid reason
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