My wife: we should really budget
Me tryna find a song
Worst she can say is no
My relationship is like my car
Home is where you trust the toilet seat
When you accidentally send the screenshot to the person you screenshotted
Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop
Cheese is life
Sometimes our lives have to be completely shaken up
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