My wife: we should really budget
Of course I have done this many times
My last option when I'm losing an argument
Me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch
Creating worlds in which my soul feels at home
Me sending different memes to different friends according to their humor level
The tune you do not want in your head when you're trying to sleep.
First time at the house of friends
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
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