My wife: we should really budget
I need to start going out more
When your mum let's you push the shopping cart
Honesty is the key
This was probably the most irrational childhood fear that I had
When I see another person with my name
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
Me on the couch inside my house
When you accidentally block an intersection
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