My wife: we should really budget

Oh, you can do my job?

Potatoes in literally any form

Doctor: Are you feeling any pain?

When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife

When you walk passed your friend's classroom

Did you take the meat out of the freezer like I asked?

When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face

It's just me and my 4 hours of sleep against the world