I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
I'll get a dog for protection
It's wird but my handwriting depends on a brand of a pen
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Cucumber lowers stress levels
Me pretending to be listening to somebody's boring story
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
Something's wrong
When you ask your mum for money and she says bring my purse
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