I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you

Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose

Me after I finally decide what to watch on Netflix

According to my mom: Dad side relatives VS. Mom side relatives

When my friend doesn't reply in 10 min

I skip the first slice of bread

If someone delete their story before 24 hours It means target has seen the story

When you put on a silly hat at the store and wait for your friend to notice

When a man tells a woman to calm down