I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
I don't know you anymore
Me embarrassed because I grabbed the loudest cart in the store
When I say I'm functional this is what I mean
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
When dogs approach me VS. When people approach me
When they think they know me
Just because you fit in, doesn't mean you're in the right place
Me showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh
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