I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
Me explaining why Sith lightsabers are red
When my friend finds my perfume
Waking up dehydrated in the middle of the night and you realize you left water bottle nearby
The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying
Me restarting a song that is already in the middle because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough
When you leave the potatoes in the bag for a month
Me watching how to lose weight quickly tutorials
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