No, I'm not letting you in
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
Only men will understand
Me: Nice to meet you
Your call is important to us
Who's laughing now?
Me checking in the mirror
How do you like your banana?
I used to do this
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