No, I'm not letting you in
I'm not always on my phone
Saving cooking videos and never cooking it
Me crying in the room
When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going
Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep
Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
Do you know how bad those energy drinks are for you?
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