After saying anything to anyone
Me: *takes a bite of the sandwich*
Do not touch my scissors
When you realize you only replied mentally and never actually sent the message
Spending $20 on groceries VS. Spending $2000 on travel
I had breakfast today
My talent
When your ear randomly pops
Me 2 years ago in my memories VS. Me now
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