How it feels sharing the bed with my dog
Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am
The last piece of toilet paper
When a pretty girl calls me pretty
When you don't know how to flirt
This is forty five bags of spinach
Me trying to stay awake at work after eating lunch
When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door
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