I have two milestones at work
When people split up in horror movies
Me watching murder mysteries like I'm one of the detectives
Life gets faster as you get older!
When you let your girl wear your clothes
I wanna live a peaceful life
I need this on my front door
My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do
When you finish a conversation
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