That one friend who just texts you "here" instead of knocking

The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat

Home is where you trust the toilet seat

When he asks me why I'm crying again but I'm just a chill girl who feels things deeply

When the wife starts posting selfies

We are going to go around and introduce ourselves

When the turn is just a lil too hard

What your taxi driver see's before you jump in

This how your girl sits and stares at you