That one friend who just texts you "here" instead of knocking
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Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
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When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
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You have emotionally clocked out for the day
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Stay away from my man
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Me pretending not to see
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The biggest fear of childhood
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I don't want to drive
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I think I'm gonna book the flight
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