That one friend who just texts you "here" instead of knocking
The spider on my ceiling watching me
*An unknown number calling me*
Wanna go for a walk?
How I wasted my life looking at memes
Stabbing my cereal 3 times before the 1st bite to activate the flavor
Don't you get tired of being alone?
The fastest things on Earth
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
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