That one friend who just texts you "here" instead of knocking

When dogs approach me VS. When people approach me

Everytime I see a cactus

I don't know you anymore

25 and unmarried: How you look VS. How relatives see you

Me, needing an extremely specific step by step tutorial

Well-deserved reward for me and my bestie

When you try to put a Dorito in your mouth long side first

When the work bathroom has motion sensor lights