My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker
People want to see new movies with original stories and not remakes of popular movies
2 hours of sleep VS. 11 hours of sleep
Gonna be late
Me telling my life story to the gas station cashier at 4am
Me in any weather
How long is the flight?
When are you going to give us grandkids?
Don't pack too much, we're only staying 3 days
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