When you try to put a Dorito in your mouth long side first
Me, an intellectual
Don't you get bored being alone?
Sometimes life is so simple and we don't realise
Don't pack too much, we're only staying 3 days
My life is boring and repetitive
Disposable razors are good for up to 10 shaves
You're probably over 30
Students need 8-10 hours of sleep a day
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