When you try to put a Dorito in your mouth long side first
The only happy ending I know
When I'm cooking with hot oil
*Crush passes by in front of us*
When I have to stick with a decision I made
Waking up 6 AM to work VS. Waking up at 6 AM to travel
Me after doing absolutely nothing all day
When you open the oven to check if the pizza is done
How it feels to not say weird stuff
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