The dog is just playing
When you just want some sleep
I do wish I hadn't cried so much
When you start eating the food you have at home instead of eating out
When he turns around and hugs you in his sleep
I'll take a warm shower
Films on my watchlist for months
When Pinocchio has been roasting me
I'll never waste my money
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