When you get fired but you're still in the company group chat

People want to see new movies with original stories and not remakes of popular movies

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

I wonder if he still thinks I'm attractive

Me while the waiter covers my dinner in Parmesan cheese🧀

Me making the teacher talk about his life

Just wanna stay busy so I don't have time to feel anything

Me after watching fake horror movies

When your boss and team lead are both out of office