Sometimes our lives have to be completely shaken up
I don't know you anymore
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
When people split up in horror movies
Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house
Me showing my wife all the memes that made me laugh
I'm gonna go to bed early today
What I actually do
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